Saturday, October 1, 2016
Bush Telegraph Today
"This is Space Cadet, Hot Momma. What's the scuttlebutt by your place, Hot Momma? Over."
"Grimmie? He's a scary dude, Hot Momma. Is she okay? Did Grimmie kill her parents? Is Grimmie gonna kill her? Over."
"She's fine, Space Cadet. Wait a minute. Is that you, Hannah? Over."
"That's over and out, Space Cadet. What did I tell you about messing around on the radio, Hannah? This is an 18 rated channel. Over."
"Come on, great-aunt Michelle! I've got some scuttlebutt for you! Really, I promise! Good scuttlebutt! Please let me stay? Over."
"The DeSotos got married, Hot Momma! Austin told me he saw them kissing. It really gross him out, Hot Momma. Over."
"That's great news, Space Cadet. Austin just needs to grow up a little and he'll start to like kissing. What else do you have for me, Space Cadet? Over."
"No different than the view at our house. Why do you ask, Space Cadet? Over."
"Because Austin said his dad likes his stepmom's view very much. He told me his dad looks at it all the time. He said it's a nice valley. They don't live in a valley. Over."
The end. Over.